About time for an update, don't you think? I
can't believe that I've been teaching for over eight weeks. Even stranger is the fact that I can't tell if that feels far too long or far too short.
Another LanyardLast Thursday I attended the Texas Association of Bilingual Education conference (
TABE) at the Westin in the
Galleria Mall here in Houston. The glitz of the mall is in ridiculously stark contrast to my school. The conference was actually pretty sweet - I was able to check out a couple sessions about math education, plus I got a ton of free stuff from the booths in the expo. I could have gone without the constant, light Central-American elevator music that was piped throughout the Westin, but oh well. Que sera, sera.
Being out of the classroom was an experience of total physical, emotional, and mental relaxation. I found myself in a room full of people that I wasn't legally responsible for. I was
not speaking and
not standing the entire day. At one point, a hotel worker came in during a session and tried getting the speaker's attention about something. It took a second, but then I realized I didn't have to respond or react or even realize what was happening, so I just leaned back and looked at the pictures in a brochure about a software package that my school would not be able to afford. Bliss.
Substitution CypherPrologue to the blissful day off: the frenzy of preparing to miss school.
A multitude of things have surprised me about teaching. Case in point, the art of substitute teaching. First of all, substitutes are saints - make no mistake. But substitute teachers should not be teaching new material to students. I never noticed this when I was growing up, and I don't know why it surprised me so much. They may know nothing about math. They probably know nothing about what my kids know about math or should know about math. Since I know nothing about the person coming into my room and will likely never see him or her again, I can't make any assumptions.
How can I boil down my school, my students, class schedule, lunch procedures, dismissal procedures, restroom procedures, nurse forms, and on and on... into a document that
any person can pick up blind and survive a day in my classroom? What can I plan that my students will (1) take seriously or care about at all, (2) know how to do, (3) not cheat on, and (4) be able to finish more or less in 55 minutes with no direction, and (5) maybe actually benefit from?
Missing a day of instruction is equivalent to forfeiting a baseball game. Sure there are 162, but when the season could be decided by one, and when momentum plays such a big role, every inning is magnified. Cheesy baseball analogy over.
It was a little nerve-wracking to leave my students in the hands of someone else, but it turns out that everyone survived.
One day, I hope
this happens.
Give him the stick, DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICKThe range and intensity of emotions that I go through during a given day surprises me, but (i think) I'm pretty good at staying at an even keel externally. It isn't uncommon to momentarily feel like the best teacher in the world and the worst teacher in the world during the same day (or even the same class.) Though both are far from true, I think that's just one of the perks of teaching. So now we can add "complete emotional instability" to "free post-its" and "10% off at Borders."
I promise to share more specific examples of hilarious emotional outliers, but for now, one student that never ceases to provide both is JL. He is the squirreliest kid
in the world. I vividly remember my mental reaction when I first encountered him during my first day. "For real? This is a real human being? How am I going to do this?" I wish I had the words to describe, but the English language can't contain him. JL is interesting and ultimately lovable because he's never
trying to be a complete space-cadet - he just is. He doesn't concern himself with what other kids or teachers think about him because he's too busy inadvertently being the biggest spazz in Houston. And that's at least a little admirable, isn't it?
Other teachers have wondered aloud what movies are currently playing in JL's mind. One teacher even assigned another student to be the JL-Manager for the day. That is, to sit close to him and poke him every several seconds whenever he got off task. Apparently this JL-Manager type of thing is frowned on in the teaching business, but knowing the kid, I can see completely where the teacher was coming from.
JL is always doing one of 7 things:
- a strange arm stretch that involves spastically flapping his arms behind his head
- searching frantically in his backpack for a pencil or a phantom homework assignment or some other unidentified object
- holding a piece of paper, pencil, or object mere centimeters away from his thick glasses, presumably trying to make sense of it
- absentmindedly spinning or flinging his pencil, eraser, or papers on his desk until they ultimately land somewhere other than on his desk
- leaning on his chair in a way that I previously thought was physically impossible. I'm talking up on one chair leg, with both knees on the seat... He's like a 12-year-old Cirque du Soleil.
- putting objects (pencils, id badge, etc) in or around his mouth
- asking "we had homework in this class?" "am I in trouble for not having my homework?" or any question on a completely different wavelength than the current topic
Discovering PythagorasToday I had the best moment of the year during my Pre-AP class. It was at a perfectly quick pace (just barely beyond the comfort of previous understanding), it was mostly student-guided, and the few words I spoke met their mark perfectly.
Students worked through a packet that I stole from the 8th grade math teacher, who stole it from some other teacher. The packet guides students toward discovering the Pythagorean Theorem. By the bottom of the second page, students come up with "a squared plus b squared equals c squared" on their own, without yet realizing it's significance.
I basically stayed out of their way, except to give them the amazing push of time constraints ("work with your group on questions 9 and 10. I'm setting the stop-watch at 3 minutes. go."), and to come back together occasionally and summarize and synthesize their progress ("so if you're telling me this square has an area of 25 units, what would we have to do to find out the length of one of its sides?").
It was challenging, but not so much that students shut off. The lesson progressed beautifully and I think the students could feel the excitement culminating. At one point I even said, "I don't know if you guys can tell, but I'm loving this." Right when I had them on the hook, based solely on truths that
they had discovered, I pointed to the equation that they came up with and unveiled it as "Pythagorean's Theorem."
"So you've shown me that whenever we have a right triangle, we know that the square of the two legs adds up to the square of the hypotenuse... This is what Pythagoras discovered twenty-five hundred years ago, and you discovered it in 40 minutes today. This is a big moment. You opened a door today that you will be able to use for the rest of your lives. And once you see the things we can do with it, it's going to blow your mind."
There must have been an urgency in my voice because the students were beaming and burst into a round of applause. It couldn't have been scripted any better, and it all came together organically, almost magically. As challenging as teaching has been, these little rewards are amazing.